Hi.
I write about different things. They might be interesting to you. Or not, you're your own person, I'm not going to tell you what to do.
I write about different things. They might be interesting to you. Or not, you're your own person, I'm not going to tell you what to do.
When I was seven years old, I created a newspaper called The Daily Tomato. because I thought the word "tomato" was incredibly funny. I left it where my father had breakfast, on top of a copy of the Atlantic City Press, our hometown newspaper. Dad found it quite amusing, particularly my weather report, which stated that the weekend forecast was "cloudy with a 75% chance of poop."
I’ve known ever since then that I was born to be an entertainer.
I’m one half of Kill by Kill, a podcast featured at The A.V. Club and Variety. I'm a writer and managing editor for The Spool. Raised in Jersey Devil country, with absolutely no academic credentials to speak of (other than dropping out of the same college as Patti Smith), I currently live in an unfashionable neighborhood in Brooklyn.
Some interesting facts about me:
I make excellent pancakes.
I once took out my own stitches with an X-acto knife.
That’s about it. I’m actually pretty boring.